dburn, on Jun 9 2010, 10:22 PM, said:
Oh, you can open what you like with what you like. I don't care how you count your points, but if you count them in some fashion that does not correspond to your disclosure, then you are chea... er, you are failing to follow the rules of the game.
Your argument sounds reasonable and logical - except that it genuinely is not practical. I am one of those who do count points differently - in fact in multiple different ways - and I can assure you that a full disclosure of exactly what point ranges are shown by my bids with some partners would take longer than is allocated for the whole hand - and that is not an exaggeration.
So we explain with the nearest hcp equivalent - saying things like "probably a reasonable 12 to a bad 15". The response from the average - er - Walr.. - er average player - in trying to interpret even this reduced level of complexity is "12-15". I think, but usually do not say, "No, that isn't what I said" - but we'd be there all night.
Complexity is simply too much for some folks - even in matters not related to judgement. For example, the other night I opened 1NT. P announced "14-16...ish" - which wasn't further queried. P responded 2
♣. Out came my alert card. RHO didn't bat an eyelid. I pulled out 2
♦. My partner's alert card hit the table. LHO didn't want to go quietly and asked me what the 2
♣ meant. I said it was all sorts of hand types, could be weak, inv, GF or slammy depending on the rebid. Not satisfied, she wanted to know what all the possibilities were. I suggested she might be better off on the next round asking me what the rebid meant and her partner tried in vain to shut her up - but she persisted, "No, I want to hear him list the possibilities". "OK, fair enough", I said, "it could be weak with diamonds, she'll pass the 2
♦ with that - or it could be inv with a major, she'll bid 2M with that - or it could be inv with both majors - but the hearts will be longer in that case - or it could be GF, relatively bal, she'll bid 2NT with that, or it could be inv with a long minor..." About halfway through I hadn't finished my explanation when she interrupted, "Stop, thats enough, I can't take all that in". A guffaw went around the room from the other tables that had been listening. "Well, you did ask" I said.
And it is not just the LOLs who get confused or grumpy or somethiong. A year back I sat at the table of a strong county player - passed a red bad 12 count and the board got passed out. Turned out to be a near top. "Why did you pass that 12 count" he said. A limited explanation followed - clearly he wasn't pleased - but he was the director that night and knew he wouldn't get anywhere.
Then there was the time I was playing the reasonable 12 to bad 15 1NT thing - and P opened 1NT in a county team of 8 thing and eventually put down something like
Q432
KQ
KQ
A8542
Moan, moan, moan from RHO after the hand. Eventually I got fed up trying to politely explain and told him to call the director if he didn't like it - he didn't and shut up thank god.
So - yeah - your argument makes sense - it isn't practical in the real world - the actual net effect is to either waste the whole time allocated to the board on explanations - or to effectively ban judgement and different point counts. Neither helps us to get on with a game of cards in a reasonable spirit.
Nick
"Pass is your friend" - my brother in law - who likes to bid a lot.