Posted 2025-January-19, 12:21
Again, then why, when GIB plays with GIB in a club field, do they regularly come third or fourth with a 54% game (even playing against people whose system they can't understand)?
I treat GIB as I do the games I play (have to play?) as fill-in director with life Cs who know how they play bridge, do not want to learn anything (*), and will not read my signals anyway. At least some of which, frankly, you are going to get with any pickup partner, even ones much better than you. My job is to make their life as easy as possible, playing their way as much as I can so they can play their best so I can get the best score possible(**).
I actually hate GIB on defence. If there's ever a situation where "I'm good unless they find the switch", if GIB's on lead, I'm going down at least twice as often as if it's a human. Sure and I intensely dislike defending with GIB, too, but still.
If you don't like robot games, Don't Play Them.
Oh, and if you're upset with no advancement, go to the BEN page and sign up. Maybe that's better for you!
I don't like the Permanent Pickup Pool on BBO because it is concentrated with players nobody would voluntarily partner (due to skill, inflexibility, attitude, ethics, ...) because the ones who can, get regular partners and get out of there. So I don't play pickup on BBO (unless the partner is vouched by someone I do know).
I try not to play against pickups on BBO, either, because I so rarely play the One True Bidding System, and not playing OTBS annoys pickups no end, so the average lifespan of a partnership is 3-4 hands.
That does limit my use of the product (as does the fact that one of my regular partners hates playing online). I don't gripe about it, because it is a great solution for many many people who *don't have my issues* with that; and they help support the parts of BBO that I like.
(*) You don't want to try teaching them anything, not during that pickup game, either. All that will happen is that they think so hard on that thing they don't understand that the rest of their bridge game will go downhill. I'm talking about the weeks and weeks before where others are pointing out the holes and they wall up.
(**)I know, wrong order. Edits. Why do I seem to be channelling Simon so much this week? Third time? Fourth? If you don't know how to play with Mrs. Guggenheim, you don't know how to play with (or against) GIB.
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