Matchpoints. Table Result 4H-1. Lead 7♠.
East-West were unhappy at the description of the South hand as game-forcing on this deal from a North London Club last week, but South, who looks and behaves like a Secretary Bird, knew he was on firm ground. North went one off in 4H, but West, Peter the Pedantic Parrot, when he found this was a bottom, asked for a ruling on whether the South hand was game-forcing. He would have overcalled 2S if it had been described differently and all East-Wests had made 12 tricks in at least game in spades, a couple bidding slam and getting doubled. The TD arrived, but SB waved him away. "No need to waste your time, TD", he said. "Any hand that meets the extended rule of 25 qualifies. Blue Book 5C3(b) says 'any hand', which is unambiguous. There is no requirement for suit quality or clear-cut, sure or playing tricks once that has been met. Can we get on with the next board please, and can you give East-West a PP for deliberately wasting time, please."
"I am not so sure," replied the TD, "describing that hand as a game-forcing 2C looks like MI to me." E-W might well have bid to their cold spade slam if North had been more descriptive.
How do you rule?