fred, on Jan 17 2005, some UnGodly hour, said:
....(1) I don't have the book in front of me, but I am pretty sure that Clyde Love includes the Criss-Cross squeeze in his chapter on simple squeezes.....
.... (2) About what should make you proud of your partner, for me it varies greatly from partner to partner. For some partners going through the whole session without miscounting their points is enough to make me proud.....
.... (3) Some of my other partners could play hands like this one in their sleep
... (4) but I am proud of them on the rare occasions that they get through a session without being rude to either me or our opponents....
.... (5) Probably well over 90% of bridge players never knowingly execute a squeeze so it would usually be appropriate to be proud of your partner whenever he or she intentionally wins an extra trick by playing for any kind of squeeze.
.... (6) Fred Gitelman
(1) Just criss-cross-referenced the book and you are correct Fred. He does....
(2) We must be pitchin' from different mounds, Fred. Playing with a partner who makes the effort to (occasionally) count his points is enough to make ME proud

[and those who dont bother to count mine whilst they are dummy after I have 'accidentally' miscalculated my own]
(3) I would like to see that...I dont bet very often

. However sleep research has proven that some people have incredibly acute spatial awareness whilst in a state of REM. More incredibly, Latvian research in the 1960s showed that sleeping, feral armidillos who snored loudly were less likely to take an intra-finesse than ones who didnt snore at all. Duplicated research with ocelots in 1975, however, disproved the latter theory. I dont know about you but i prefer to remain open-minded.
(4) Ah well suppose i better stop playing with partners who have chronic cases of Tourettes syndrome.
I have to say i was proud of my partner in a competition last weekend where he consoled a woman who burst into tears after her p berated her for going off in a cold 3NT by offering her his Coke and his hankerchief. Very noble of him. Even though in a moment of savage guilt after the tourney had finished he confessed that he hadnt washed the handkerechief for over 3 weeks and he had a perverse attraction to the way she touched the cards in dummy it was the thought that counted....
(5) are you suggesting that the other 15% are too enumerate and dont understand Math to execute a squeeze!! Shame on you!!
(6) List Feng Shui. One of the primary Taoist principles is never to introduce a list with an odd number of elements as people never read them.
Sloffy
PS On a serious note, I (knowingly) executed my first (knowing) criss-cross squeeze in a club game about 3 weeks ago. Unfortunately, it was a skip movement and we had forgotten to jump so it didnt count

But it was worth watching an obnoxious player squirming in his over-sized suit and making the fatuous comment that i could have made the hand on a simple finesse and later him being told by a much better player than him he was lucky i was absent-minded and had left the room for a cigarette and missed the TD call hee hee)