Posted 2011-November-30, 16:09
I remember a hand we played a long, long time ago when we were still studying in the USA. We were palookas, had played about two years and were playing a college teams tournament in Ann Arbor, MI. Our team mates were even bigger palookas than we were. We were playing a team from Chicago and our opponents were playing a seemingly complicated strong club system.
My wife (then girl friend) had a nine card diamond suit and 8 HCP. She added her 5 length points to the HCPs and came to 13: a clear opening bid and opened 1♦. In the auction, she repeated her diamond suit at the two level and at the three level. The opponents bought the contract in 3♥ or something, missing an ice cold game.
The opponents were furious. "You can't open an 8 point hand at the 1 level!!!". The TD was called (or more accurately: The TD was yelled). He needed to look it up in his Law book in an other room. That took about 5 minutes. During those 5 minutes I saw some amazing behavior, highly interesting for psychologists. My opponents started to walk along a wall. One took one wall, the other the opposite wall. They kept walking along this wall (maximum 6 inches away from it) from one end to the other and back like tigers in a cage.
When the TD came back, he ruled in our favor. After all, we didn't have an agreement to open such a hand with 1♦. Then I looked at my partner's hand and said (as naive as I was): "Oh, but anyone would open that 1♦. I certainly would." A new explosion followed. After all, now we had an agreement. The TD asked me why I would open and I explained: 8HCPs + 5 for distribution = 13: an opening bid according to Audrey Grant and therefore to us. Now, the TD went to see whether we had an illegal agreement. Ten minutes later he came back. It turned out that our agreement was legal. An opening bid was supposed to have a minimum of 8 HCPs. This one did, so the agreement was legal.
Our opponents were steaming.
A little later, we compare with our team mates. On this board, they bid and made 4♥. I asked how the auction went. "Well, he made a takeout double and I bid 4♥. Wasn't very difficult." -"But what did they bid then?" "Ohh, they opened 1♣ or 1♦, or something."
So, the team mates of our furious opponents who had been yelling so loud that I expected the fire department to arrive opened the hand exactly like my girl friend did.
Rik
I want my opponents to leave my table with a smile on their face and without matchpoints on their score card - in that order.
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