kenrexford, on Jun 13 2008, 06:04 PM, said:
I humbly offer my great apologies to the Kokish-scorned majority.
You really owe a non sarcastic apology to me, but I am sure one will not be forthcoming.
I also think you are completely disingenuous in acting like you believed this whole time that 4S asking for shortness is a standard bid. Here is why I do not think that you could believe 4S shortness asking with your responses are standard:
No one else on the entire forum thought it was shortness asking. Given that nobody else thought this was shortness asking, how could you think it was standard?
Why do you think you know more about expert standard than other people on this forum who are A) actually experts themselves,

know more experts than you, C) play more than you. And more importantly, why is expert standard relevant, this is the SAYC and 2/1 discussion board, in a thread posted by jillybean.
You are disingenuous in your motives for posting. You are disingenous about your beliefs. If you want to troll, do not try to pass it off as "oh I thought my bidding was standard and everyone else was crazy except me!!!"
If you really believed this bid was standard, that means if you sat down with a random partner, say, jillybean, you would assume this bid with your responses. If you would not assume this, that means you do not think it's standard bridge. If you would assume this, you are lying.
Your motives for posting are obviously to offer a contrarian view just for the sake of it, and to get a rise out of people for your amusement. That is the definition of a troll. You do not add value, nor do you attempt to.
If you are not an idiot you know a few things.
1) Jillybean is an intermediate level player.
2) Jillybean tries very hard to learn bridge. Part of what she does to do this is post on the forums.
3) Jillybean is a rational person, and posted this hand on SAYC/2/1 discussion for a reason.
This issue is a common one. North has a balanced 18, and bids over the 4H preempt. This is one of the most common mistakes of judgment, especially for players around jillybeans level. If you wanted to help jillybean you could say:
North needs a perfecta for slam (trump king, stiff diamond, outside queen), but since north has no safety at the 5 level (may easily be off 3 top losers), and south should not have a great hand given their preempt, north has a clear pass. Balanced hands should never bid over 1H p 4H in general.
Although it should be implied given that this is the SAYC 2/1 board that the bidding was just STANDARD bridge (and no, I don't believe you when you say that you do not think cuebidding is STANDARD bridge in this case, and shortness asks are), and also implied by the fact that jillybean said nothing about any alerts to that effect, or agreements to that effect, it is still obvious to anyone that north was probably a weak/inexperienced player who just became too aggressive with a not-so-great hand. I'm sure you knew this happened, you certainly had enough evidence to come to this conclusion, and common sense would lead you there anyways.
Instead you pretend that north played KenrexfordSTD and made a shortness ask, and south showed a good hand with a stiff diamond. Please, do not insult people with all this pretense. You just thought you were being funny, and you weren't.
That is my gripe with you.
But I will say this. There are 2 options for you in this thread.
1) You thought 4S shortness ask, 5D short diamonds with extras, was standard bridge. In this case you are clearly delusional, inexperienced, and have your head in the sand. But now you know, you have no clue about standard bridge, even expert standard bridge, so in the future when you feel the need to pipe up about those things, you should STFU, and take some inferences from the fact that NOBODY ELSE thinks what you do is standard. If you think that you are right and EVERYONE ELSE is wrong, you can e-mail eric kokish, or your friend of meckwell (lol). Now you know.
2) You are a troll. You will continue to troll for your own amusement. You will bring down the community. At least be honest about it, and expect to be called out for the utter piece of trash that you are.
I will not even comment on your personal attacks on me. By the way, just for fun, ask Kokish what responses he uses to 4S shortness ask. I will bet money that he will not come up with 5D extras with short D, 5H minimum with short diamonds, and no step available for no shortness. Thus even if you were playing with Eric Kokish and had this auction come up, you would not be on the same wavelength.
I cannot believe so many words have been wasted replying to someone who claims he thought 4S was shortness ask, and 5D was extras with diamond shortness, and that is what went wrong in the hand that OP posted. LOL. I guess that is the whole point for you though.