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Britney and Paris top Santa's naughty list: poll

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For teens, Spears and Hilton topped Lindsay Lohan, who spent 84 minutes behind bars this year for a drunken driving and cocaine-possession conviction, and Beyonce.

wtf did Beyonce do wrong?

Roberts says God forced his resignation

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Richard Roberts told students at Oral Roberts University Wednesday that he did not want to resign as president of the scandal-plagued evangelical school, but that he did so because God insisted.

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Province to review vanity plate denial to reverend

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Rev. Joanne Sorrill of Whitby, Ont., went to the ministry to replace her plates that had become rusty. However, she was told REV JO could be perceived by some people on the road as a provocation for speed.

At least she wasn't tazered for "speeding". You would think a reverend would have more success with a ministry.