Heh. Monopoly money. Yeah.
There's an old story about Davy Crockett. After his first term in Congress, he was riding around Tennessee, stumping for re-election. He came upon a farmer in his field, and the following conversation ensued:
Farmer: "I know you. You're that Crockett feller."
Crockett: "Yes sir, I am, and I'm travelling the country, asking folks to vote for me for re-election."
Farmer: "Well, good luck sir. I have to tell you though that I won't vote for you, and neither will folks around here who listen to me, of which there are quite a few."
Crockett: "I'm sorry, what have I done to offend you?"
Farmer: "You had no right to spend
my money the way you did."
Crockett: "I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about."
Farmer: "One of your colleagues in Congress suggested give a pension to the widow of a Naval officer killed in peace time. You voted for it. There is no provision in the Constitution allowing you to do that."
Crockett, after reflection: "Well sir, I suppose you're right. I assure you, it won't happen again."
In fact, the suggestion
did happen again, and Crockett argued in Congress, long and hard, against it, and voted against it. The measure was defeated.
Or so the story goes, anyway.