Vampyr, on 2013-October-16, 20:01, said:
You will be waiting a long time, because the collider has been turned off for two years to prepare it to run at its peak energy. But there are websites and magazines (eg New Scientist, Scientific American) in which you can read about the data collected by the LHC and the significance of them.
Sorry Vampyr, but you are just utterly wrong with the reasons for turning off the LHC. I was peeking over the wall again to see what MikeH was up to. Great was my surprise when I saw Richard Wiley there with him. So I listened in on what they were discussing.
Wiley was telling MikeH that I would go away if the LHC delivered. So MikeH got onto his cell phone and phoned the guy heading up the project. His question was straight forward, “How long will it take for the LHC to deliver?” When the guy answered, “Never,” MikeH had a near fatal heart-attack. In sheer panic he began screaming out, “What do you mean, never? What are you going to do then?”
The other guy did his best to calm MikeH down, “Listen MikeH, we are among the lurkers following that pesky thread. If we continue with the LHC we are going surrender out Ace of trumps to the opposition, the theory of Evolution. We have perfected this over a period stretching more than 100 years. Would you like to see that go up in smoke alongside the BBT?”
MikeH started whimpering, “No, no, of course not. That question is equally stupid to the BBT.” I don’t think MikeH realised what he had said until Wiley slapped him in the face with a stern reprimand, “Did you hear what you have just said? Are you defecting to the opposition? Traitor!” Now Wiley was really angry, with MikeH staggering backwards at the force of the slap. “Did I really say that?” he asked Wiley in disbelief. He did his best to apologise but Wiley wasn’t buying it, who immediately snatched the cell phone out of MikeH’s hand. The guy heading up the LHC was still on the line.
“Did you hear all that?” Wiley asked him.
“Yes,” I heard.
“So then what are you guys going to do?”
“Wiley, it’s a no-brainer. We are going to turn off the LHC and present a fake excuse to the world why we switched it off. The 9 billion set aside for the project has already been increased 3-times, much in the same way that the USAs debt ceiling is continually increased.”
“How long do you intend switching it off?”
“For two years.”
“Two years! Why two years? Who decided on the two years?”
“It was gwnn’s suggestion. That 32519 guy asked you for feedback in a year from now, the 16th of October 2014. We want to save your ass, but more importantly, we want to save ours as well from further embarrassment. Hopefully in two years time 32519 will have gone away all by himself and everyone will have forgotten about that pesky thread.”
“So what are you guys going to be doing during the two year interim period?”
“We will be brainstorming all sorts of new theories for the origin of the universe. We might even resurrect some of the older ones which we ourselves have discarded, dust them off and represent them to all non-scientists. We have roped in PassedOut to start gathering in new ideas/theories from every scientist who has utterly rejected the possibility that a super-natural being after all did really create the universe and everything in it. He placed us all under a lot of pressure when he posted, ‘There is no plausible alternative to the theory of evolution.”
There you have it my beautiful sister. From the horses mouth. They have faked the reason for turning off the LHC. Nobody wants to lose the theory of evolution after continuously bashing everyone on the head with it who didn’t buy into it along with the scientists.