Posted 2008-June-07, 20:16
My major problem is chasing windmills in the defense and while Declaring.
Two classics came up this weekend.
On one, I had a simple line to make my Binsky contract. Had I been in 6♥, there is one line, and it turns out to be the same line to make 5♥, the obvious line. In 5♥, however, I could get to 11 tricks a different way. So, I analyzed the two options based on the opponents' bidding. The opponents seemed to have made no sense during the auction. Thus, I had to decide what was going on. Rather than simply concluding that Opener was light and Responder made a bad bid, I instead decided that Responder had their bid and that, therefore, Opener may have psyched. This caused me to take the riskier end position line where I do not need a finesse rather than the simple finesse, a finesse that makes sense if people fort of had close to their bids. Absurd.
On another one, partner played a card that made no sense to me. Rather than just assuming that he was sloppy, I read some mystical inference, one that could actually exist, into the situation. However, that inference required me to assume a very strange (but possible) layout, to assume that partner had figured out that this strange layout might exist, had accurately assessed my likely hand, assumed that I could read the situation also, and made a play that I could read if this was all going on. Plus, however, Declarer must have falsecarded with a pip, perhaps because he realized that we both would guess this strange layout. Or, partner just played a careless card. Silliness.
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.