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BBO marriages/babies
#3
Posted 2007-December-06, 04:04
i am willing to donate my sperm and homuncula by natural methods if there is any woman, or any women for that matter: don't want to be judgemental of the promiscuous, out there who meet my rather high criteria
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#4
Posted 2007-December-06, 04:34
Just upload your DNA sequence, Alex, then everyone can synthesize it for her own use. We all want sloth babies.
The world would be such a happy place, if only everyone played Acol :) --- TramTicket
#5
Posted 2007-December-06, 04:48
helene_t, on Dec 6 2007, 05:34 AM, said:
Just upload your DNA sequence, Alex, then everyone can synthesize it for her own use. We all want sloth babies.
Ummmmm Helen good idea
However the checksum algorithm would reveal the surfeit of mutations that i wouldnt even be allowed to be registered
PS I am Tyrosine-tolerant
PPS my Y chromosome is so stumpy and shrivelled (no Freudian interpretations pls) many women will be put off by it.
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#6
Posted 2007-December-06, 07:20
slothy, on Dec 6 2007, 12:48 PM, said:
PPS my Y chromosome is so stumpy and shrivelled (no Freudian interpretations pls) many women will be put off by it.
Right, I noticed your Y-chromosome was blocked by my internet decency filter. So we will all have baby sloth girls. Except for those who use Lynx.
The world would be such a happy place, if only everyone played Acol :) --- TramTicket
#7
Posted 2007-December-06, 09:46
helene_t, on Dec 6 2007, 08:20 AM, said:
slothy, on Dec 6 2007, 12:48 PM, said:
PPS my Y chromosome is so stumpy and shrivelled (no Freudian interpretations pls) many women will be put off by it.
Right, I noticed your Y-chromosome was blocked by my internet decency filter. So we will all have baby sloth girls. Except for those who use Lynx.
Wow. A Lynx reference. I need to read the bboforums more often apparently. Does anyone still use Lynx? Can Lynx even read/post to these types of webforums?
I constantly try and "Esc-wq!" to finish and post webforum replies.
Aaron
Aaron
#8
Posted 2007-December-06, 10:40
helene_t, on Dec 6 2007, 08:20 AM, said:
slothy, on Dec 6 2007, 12:48 PM, said:
PPS my Y chromosome is so stumpy and shrivelled (no Freudian interpretations pls) many women will be put off by it.
Right, I noticed your Y-chromosome was blocked by my internet decency filter. So we will all have baby sloth girls. Except for those who use Lynx.
my Norton Anti Virus basically saw my other sex chromosome and stopped it saying it was X-rated
gaudium est miseris socios habuisse penarum - Misery loves company.
#9
Posted 2007-December-06, 11:10
This gives me an idea for a SF story.
Cyber sloth (Folivora cyberspermagonensis), a recently evolved animal species, the population of which consists of males only. They lost their normal mode of reproduction: instead, they spread their genome by uploading it to internet fora and encourage females of related species to download it. It is unclear whether it has evolved from computer viruses or from ordinary sloths, or whether it is a symbiont of both.
Cyber sloth (Folivora cyberspermagonensis), a recently evolved animal species, the population of which consists of males only. They lost their normal mode of reproduction: instead, they spread their genome by uploading it to internet fora and encourage females of related species to download it. It is unclear whether it has evolved from computer viruses or from ordinary sloths, or whether it is a symbiont of both.
The world would be such a happy place, if only everyone played Acol :) --- TramTicket
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