Posted 2007-May-15, 17:35
Let me see if I understand this auction up to this point.\
Partner opens 1♥, giving him ?-5+-?-? shape with an expectation of 11+ HCP
You respond 1♠, presumably 4+♠, not longer clubs if GF, and probably no heart fit.
Partner rebids 2♣, presumably 0-3/5/0-4/4-5, with insufficient values for a strong jump shift.
You bid 2♦, GF and artificial, with uncertain parameters so far.
Partner bids 2♠, showing more pattern, expected to be 3514 or 3505.
You bid 3♣, seeting trumps with an assurance of 4234 pattern. With longer clubs, you'd have started with 2♣; with longer spades, you'd agree spades; with longer hearts, you'd agree hearts; with 4243, you'd presumably bid notrump. So, partner is assured that you are 4234 pattern. You must also have slam interest, as using 3♣ to ask about whether he has a stiff diamond, and a stiff honor at that, is too esoteric and unproductive. So, partner's calls should logically be cuebids.
Now is when things have broken down, as no one really is assessing what Opener's bids, and lack of bids, must mean.
For me, this is a rather simple analysis. Opener does not have a diamond control beyond that which he has already promised (he did not cue 3♦). Therefore, he does not have a void (must be 3514 pattern, per force) and his stiff diamond is not the Ace. His hearts are not two of the top three; hence, his best holdings in hearts would be AJ1098 (because he bypassed 3NT with such junk outside, the heart suit must be headed by the Ace). He does not have a spade honor; hence, his best holding in spades is Jxx. He does, however, have two of the top three clubs. Plus, by bypassing 3NT, he must not be dead-bang minimum.
So, partner's hand looks, initially, like ♠J10x ♥AJ10xx ♦x ♣AQxx. That's slightly above minimum.
Again, I hold ♠AQxx ♥xx ♦AQx ♣K10xx. I'm not liking this hand all that much. Even if I hear "Two with the Queen," I have great need for a lot of luck to make this slam. What I'd really like to see, which is possible, is the magic hand of ♠J109 ♥AJ109x ♦K ♣AQxx. Now, I might make if spades come in, or if I can establish hearts, assuming that clubs come in safely.
Partner has told an almost complete story in all suits, with the bid question not solvable by RKCB being whether he has that stiff diamond King. RKCB for me would be the cheapest out-of-focus major, which seems to be hearts (4♥). This is really nice, because this allows me to bid 4♦ as Last Train to Clarksville. The obvious feature I must be seeking, one that RKCB will not show, is the stiff King of Diamonds.
So, I'd bid 4♦, LTTC. This creates a neat scenario. Partner can accept this by bidding 4♥ as RKCB. Or, he can bid 4♠, ostensibly a declining of the slam invite and suggesting choice of games, which keeps me declaring 3NT, with safety in the diamond suit. If partner has the expected hand that lacks the diamond King, I can expect four clubs, three spades, two red Aces, and either the spade hook working or the diamond hook working, with hearts as a backup Plan B, and no fear of an opening diamond lead through my A-Q (but a good chance of a diamond lead into my A-Q).
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
-P.J. Painter.