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She left me again I need a marriage guidance councellor

#1 User is offline   sceptic 

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Posted 2006-August-29, 07:33

Why we split up!


..She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.
..Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
..And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
..She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
..I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back

advice needed?
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Posted 2006-August-29, 07:44

get a dog
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Posted 2006-August-29, 08:27

Cheer up, dude. She didn't deserve you anyway.

A woman that can't appreciate a nice beer belly, let alone the spare tyre around the waist is not even worth talking about.

Sheesh, some women... Makeup, eh? Like you'd care. B)
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Posted 2006-August-29, 09:05

I get some stock in your favorite beer company. It'll be the gift that keeps on giving.
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Posted 2006-August-30, 11:51

Tsk tsk, serves you right. Wendi doesn't need beer to look pretty. You should have told her she dun need no makeup either.
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